would i need to blow up and glue to my office chair to make my own hot air balooon..

im planning on by-passing immigration as they ask just tooo many personal questions… and just landing in the outback without being noticed…

wheres the best place to land…kangarooo and dingoo free areas would be best i recon!!!..

i will also need a lift into town…do i have an volenteers to pick me up…
ii dont eat much but i dooo like to drink…!